 Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx – Find out if a man is honest
| There is one way to find out if a man is honest — ask him. If he says “yes,” you know he is crooked.
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
Groucho Marx – I find television very educational
| I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
Groucho Marx – I never forget a face
| I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
Groucho Marx – When you’re in jail, a good friend. . .
| When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
Groucho Marx – Politics is the art of looking for trouble
| Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
– Groucho Marx (Oct 2, 1890-Aug 19, 1977) |
